thereigatesquire:

HAMLET: Do you have any specific/creative ideas on staging a production of Hamlet?

ROMEO & JULIET: Are you a Capulet or a Montague? Why?

MACBETH: Who is the most villainous Shakespeare character?

TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA: Pick a Shakespeare you know nothing about and try to guess at the plotline.

TIMON OF ATHENS: Would you rather live in one of Shakespeare’s country/forest settings or city settings? Which one?

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING: Go off about the best female character.

THE WINTER’S TALE: Rant about the absolute worst Shakespeare character.

THE TEMPEST: Which play do you cry the most about? Why?

CORIOLANUS: Which gay pairing has the most evidence? (Conversely, which pairing do you wish had evidence?)

HENRY V: What is the best monologue/soliloquy?

KING LEAR: Who is the best very minor character? (as in very minor, preferably unnamed)

ALL’S WELL THAT ENDS WELL: Which ending do you like best of the plays?

THE COMEDY OF ERRORS: Are there any commonly-used phrases that originate from Shakespeare’s plays that you are fond of?

TITUS ANDRONICUS: Is there any scene from one of the plays that you just can’t stand to watch?

A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM: What do you think the absolute weirdest play is?

KING JOHN: Which play, in your opinion, do you think is the most obscure? (can be based on name alone!)

PERICLES: Recommend a book that involves Shakespeare or is based on Shakespeare.

HENRY VIII: What is your favorite non-Shakespeare play and why?

cardboardlamb:

girl: come over
me: i can’t, i’m using my sensitive barbels scour the riverbed for morsels of food
girl: i hollowed out a nesting cavity under a flat stone
me:

ghosts-of-the-neon-abyss:

gomjabbar:

yeast, unaware it’s being used to make bread: “oh fuck yes sugar and water”

Turns out I’m yeast

lynati:

commodorecliche:

^ this right here

etaleah:

Also there are more people on the ballot than just the president. When you stay home, you’re also skipping out on votes for House, Senate, State legislatures, judges, and others, all of whom are also hugely important and influential.

Maybe Biden won’t be that great. But he’s bound to have a better cabinet than this one.

prismatic-bell:

commodorecliche:

DO 👏 NOT 👏 SIT 👏 THE 👏 2020 👏 ELECTION 👏 OUT 👏 JUST 👏 CAUSE 👏 YOU 👏 DON’T 👏 LIKE 👏 BIDEN 👏

The number of Russian Bots right now screaming “#NeverBiden!” is through the roof. I wonder how many people they’ll trick into staying home?

Do you think the people behind the bots place bets on how many Americans they can get to unironically reblog an agreement to completely give up on the US elections and hand the country over to Trump and his cronies for another four years?

ineffablebadwolf:

thexfiles:

Being a daughter is like *apologizes to your mother even though she’s never apologized to you*

Me: *feels bad about something I said when I was angry a minute ago and apologizes*

My mother, after I tell her what she did to me was fucked up and it makes me feel like shit to this day: that didn’t even happen